I had some spare time at work today so I decided to watch some music videos on mute (blamed on the lack of speakers). I have not listened to the radio in forever so I decided to see what the top 10 must popular videos are, right now. Beware, the following will probably mostly be complaining...
Hmm... Female singer with attitude Wearing converse And tons of eye liner Don't forget the rock vibe While she throws things And breaks glass
Is it Avril's Video recent video "Don't Tell Me"? No! It's Kelly Clarkson's latest "Since You've Been Gone". But their voices are starting to sound so similar, does it really matter?
And if 'Ciara' isn't exactly like every other female hip hop artist, I don't know what is. Make up'd glowing bronze skin, dances a lot, and is packing it behind. And personally, I don't think she's a very good dancer at all, but that's all they seem to show in her videos. And in the 1, 2 Step or whatever video, I like how she turned country line dancing into a hip hop style of dance. ..WTF?
Okay, has Britney gone too far with her idiotic new video "Do Something"? YES. And don't worry, word has it your husband just did "do something" to you! 'Britney' is a thing of the past. But can't complain, her image in the video has everything: a little Madonna, a little Jennifer, a little Avril, a lot of crap.
Jennifer Lopez's new video seemed like sort of a change for her. And she looks pretty cute in it. No real complaints here. Oh! That's right! It's because I have no sound right now. Add sound = CRAP. You dance well and look pretty but you cannot sing worth crap. Stop making CDs and go back to acting. No nevermind, you suck at that too.
Jesse McCartney--I'd like to give a 'shout-out thank you' to Ashlee Simpson's boyfriend whatever your name is, (Ryan Cabrerra?), for opening up the doors in the music world for young, wimpery, under-talented, little boys to sing songs that make top 40 hits. Jesse, aren't you a little young to be walking the sidewalks alone at night. It's way past your bedtime. Grow some facial hair, please, and then maybe I will take you seriously as a musician.
Frankie J--Frankie, Frankie, Frankie..All I have to say is, you got it right. Sexy girls in lingerie throughout your video WILL take away from your lack of talent.
I don't think I've ever seen that many semi-naked women in that small of an area in the Ying Yang Twins video "Wait" touching themselves since...No, that was probably a first. I have to admit, the video is very appealing to the eye. I like how they kept everything black (clothes, I mean--not race, haha) Very sexy. But I'm sure the song sucks. ;)
Well that about covers the top 10. Besides Omarian, and that 50 cent 'Candy' song...I don't want to even go there.
And on another note--it's about time you dyed your hair black, Avril! Ashlee beat you to that. You badass, you! ..Oh of course, it was a wig. You actually dyed your hair blonder. You are so hardcore, I can't take it! But dang, you look hot in pink slime. ...WTF?
What is the musical world coming to?
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